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jernmulern: Happy Earth Day!

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:12:56 -0400

Happy Earth Day!

Cafe Grumpy, Park Slope, April 2013

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:24:54 -0400

A customer is asked, “Do you want something sweet or savory?” He replies, “Buttery.”

A young barista and her boss commiserate about the challenges of making a soy latte. He asks, “You know those days when you just feel really shitty about your latte art?” She answers, “Over the weekend I saw some really cool roses…in a macchiato.”

Nearby, a mixed race baby tries to eat a scone, looking around, wondering.

what’s on my inspirational dashboard post-it note today

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:14:28 -0400

what’s on my inspirational dashboard post-it note today

What kind of music do you listen to?

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 15:12:09 -0400

old musical theater songs about having nothing but being thankful for what you’ve got
songs about getting rich and how this interferes with romantic relationships
songs by artists with strong weird powerful female personas
Jenny Lewis

michelleakin: Sign up for Little Big Ideas in your inbox daily...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:32:11 -0400

michelleakin:

Sign up for Little Big Ideas in your inbox daily :)

comedycentral: Amy Poehler is Wendy’s sister Heath Shawn in...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:29:24 -0400

comedycentral:

Amy Poehler is Wendy’s sister Heath Shawn in Rich Dicks? Yes. Yes she is.

Shit just got real.

[via nickkroll on Instagram]

RUDE GIRLS RECAPS: Season 2, Episode 10: TogetherGrade: B-Tonight’s episode of Girls did...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:22:36 -0400

RUDE GIRLS RECAPS: Season 2, Episode 10: TogetherGrade: B-Tonight’s episode of Girls did...:

rudegirlsrecaps:

Season 2, Episode 10: Together
Grade: B-

Tonight’s episode of Girls did something really smart, which I understood, because I’m really smart.

my rude recap of the Girls finale…wut a season!

Added Poehler: “I’m excited to work with Comedy Central and...

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:21:12 -0400

Added Poehler: “I’m excited to work with Comedy Central and introduce Abbi and Ilana to America. And all the other countries. And also Mars. We’ve got big plans.”

best

this is all i care about

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:03:49 -0400

this is all i care about

RUDE GIRLS RECAPS: Season 2, Episode 9: On All Fours Grade: FOkay, I have a serious...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:24:11 -0400

RUDE GIRLS RECAPS: Season 2, Episode 9: On All Fours Grade: FOkay, I have a serious...:

rudegirlsrecaps:

Season 2, Episode 9: On All Fours
Grade: F

Okay, I have a serious question for the readers: WHO would be friends with the characters on Girls?

Did you know that I joined the trend of writing obnoxious, super misogynist reviews of Girls too? A new recap is up for last night’s episode, and you can read the previous recaps for Season 2 at Rude Girls Recaps.

Stay safe out there!

I started going to Asssscat in 2008. One night there was a group of friends in line behind me....

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 10:38:33 -0500

I started going to Asssscat in 2008. One night there was a group of friends in line behind me. Someone said, “Hey, where’s Rebecca?” Another said, “She’s not coming, but she has a really good excuse: Her friend died! She was at a party and she fell off the fire escape.”

I think about that all the time.

RUDE GIRLS RECAPS: Season 2, Episode 5: One Man’s Trash Grade: F——-One of my biggest...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:18:15 -0500

RUDE GIRLS RECAPS: Season 2, Episode 5: One Man’s Trash Grade: F——-One of my biggest...:

rudegirlsrecaps:

Season 2, Episode 5: One Man’s Trash
Grade: F——-

One of my biggest issues with Girls, as I’ve mentioned millions of times, is that IT IS NOT BELIEVABLE. This week’s episode takes the show’s usual implausibility to the extreme when Hannah hooks up with a HOTT older doctor played by Patrick Wilson. This rang very false because in real life only skinny women have sex or engage in romantic relationships.

btw i am recapping this season of Girls

kimbobykimbo: My PIT house team Super Nice finally has a team...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:55:15 -0500

kimbobykimbo:

My PIT house team Super Nice finally has a team photo! Come see us Wednesdays at 9pm!!!

katespencer: In case you were wondering what my personal...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:45:32 -0500

katespencer:

In case you were wondering what my personal favorite moment from the Grammys was, here you go.

More photos of Riff Raff, Sophia Grace and Rosie over on VH1.

[Photo credit: ME!]

omg. all my faves.

yeshands: Feb 5th is National Weather(person)’s Day! Five...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:38:02 -0500

yeshands:

Feb 5th is National Weather(person)’s Day! Five Finger Forecast!

Glennis is a woman of many talents.

I was going to write a really personal post...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 12:15:34 -0500

BUT I HAVE NO SECRETS

kimbobykimbo: khealywu: ohheybill: turnabout: one-in-the-worl...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:45:57 -0500

kimbobykimbo:

khealywu:

ohheybill:

turnabout:

one-in-the-world:

these pictures of allison dancing on a table actually complete my life omg

They call me the jackal

Hyperventilating.

PLUS JIM RASH DANCING BELOW HER AHHHHHHHHH.

I want to party with CJ.

"do whatever you want, don’t look next to you, and have a positive attitude."

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:51:58 -0500

“do whatever you want, don’t look next to you, and have a positive attitude.”

- advice from surface to air’s aldric speer (via sarazucker)

emilyhoffman: I’m sorry, but it’s not like I can just NOT...

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 23:49:57 -0500

emilyhoffman:

I’m sorry, but it’s not like I can just NOT reblog this.

Photo

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 16:12:00 -0500